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wongbal:

Very excited to see Min Min join the roster of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which now includes:

• a plumber who shoots fire from his hands
• giant fucking gorilla in a necktie
• bomb-throwing warrior elf
• space bounty hunter in an Iron Man suit
• the bounty hunter’s evil radioactive space goop clone
• a cute dinosaur who tries to eat you
• an inflatable pink puffball who also tries to eat you
• military pilot space furry with a laser gun
• an electric rat
• the plumber’s brother who doesn’t want to be here
• a literal child with terrifying psychokinetic powers (and a baseball bat)
• racecar driver who also shoots fire for some reason
• different pink round thing who sings you to sleep
• princess in a pretty pink dress who throws turnips at you
• the same princess but brunette
• giant fire-breathing turtle dragon king
• tiny twin mountain climbers with ice powers
• teleporting sorcerer elf princess
• the same elf princess disguised as a ninja
• the plumber from before but in doctor cosplay
• baby version of the electric rat who constantly hurts itself
• the furry’s work friend who is a bird
• three variations on “anime sword boy” (and one girl)
• the elf warrior but a little kid
• the elf’s giant green warlock nemesis who’s basically the racecar guy with a huge fuckoff sword
• lab-grown psychic monster clone of god
• anime sword boy but the sword is bigger and on fire
• two-dimensional LCD man that occasionally becomes giant octopus
• the puffball’s blue spherical paladin/Batman frenemy
• teen angel from Heaven
• teen angel but Edgy™
• the bounty hunter but she’s in her underwear and does flips
• disgusting feral biker man whose strongest attack is a fart
• super-soldier who plants bombs everywhere
• someone who just lets their pet turtle, pet fire dragon and a four-legged potted plant do all the fighting for them
• monkey with a jetpack
• the psychic boy but he has a snake now
• Sonic the Hedgehog™
• the puffball’s other frenemy: a huge wrestler-penguin-king with a giant hammer
• tiny astronaut with an army of plant people
• Goku if he was a dog
• WALL•E’s Pokemon evolution
• the elf but a little kid and also a cartoon
• the furry’s furry nemesis who has Freddy Krueger claws
• cute cartoon who plants trees and drops a bowling ball on your head
• cute robot boy with a cannon
• a personal trainer
• space princess and her cute star friend
• a boxer. just straight up punchin’ people. that’s it.
• waterbender frog ninja
• an actual goddess
• big yellow vore ball who throws fruit and fire hydrants at you
• anime sword boy/girl but also magic
• JRPG protagonist with a magic Tron sword
• the turtle guy’s kid riding a weaponized clown head
• a dog with a duck on it
• angry karate man and his less angry friend, who also shoot fire
• anime sword boy but the sword is REALLY BIG
• anime sword boy/girl but part dragon
• your self-insert OC (they can punch, sword, or have bigass arm cannon)
• sexy witch with gun shoes who sometimes turns into a butterfly
• extreme paintball squid child
• space monster dragon pirate
• two vampire hunters
• fatass crocodile
• the cartoon bowling ball person’s adorable dog secretary
• furry pro wrestler who also has the fire thing going on
• a carnivorous plant
  
• a teenager with a gun who summons his imaginary friend
• anime sword boy who sometimes EXPLODES
• a bear with a bird in his backpack
• super-jacked explodey rocket punch man
• anime sword boy/girl with GIANT AXE
• noodle shop server with ten-foot-long arms one of which can turn into a DRAGON that SHOOTS LASERS
  

alexbeeza:

wacka wacka

Stop it please. I’m sorry… I know I was doing wrong. But I changed it for myself already and be more careful from now. So please, stop attacking and accuse me for it… please…

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“Life is an echo. What you send out, comes back. What you sow, you reap. What you give, you get. What you see in others, exists in you. Remember, life is an echo. It always gets back to you. So give goodness.”

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lifequotes-daily:

“How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.”

— Wayne W. Dyer